As a part of our continual series of following Newt Gingrich's crazy antics in preparation for his inevitable Presidential run, we're going to liveblog his appearance on the Daily Show.
Stewart: So lots of stuff sucks
Gingrich: Ya
Stewart: How about this Pelosi chick?
Gingrich: That hoe lied about everyone in a time of war. Hang 'er.
Stewart: What are you talking about, punk? Didja say this stuff back when Cheney was punking the CIA with Valerie Plame's name?
Gingrich: Yeah I did
Stewart: I got TiVo dude.
Gingrich: Pelosi sux she uses a teleprompter. But she shouldn't be tortured! (?!?!)
Stewart: WTF dude?
(commercial break)
Stewart: Your party sux right nao, no?
Gingrich: It's just a cycle, it's not that we sux
Stewart: I think you sux
Gingrich: no u
Stewart: lul
Gingrich: Obama is so socialist!
Stewart: Aren't you kinda being a douchebag?
Gingrich: Kinda
Stewart: Let me try to make some sense here.
Gingrich: None of that!
Stewart: So you think we can let the government run the military but not basic healthcare?
Gingrich: Uh...
Stewart: Kinda out of your league here aren't you?
Gingrich: ya mebe
Stewart: lul
Gingrich: lul
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